Paleo diet

Badly positioned spear … oops!

“You are getting Paleo, paleo, paleo”

“I want cake!”

“But you’ll look like this!”

“If you eat from this delightfully delicious pyramid!”

“I WANT CAKE DAMMIT!”

“You’re getting there! This is progress! You’re weaning off the awful stuff! You too can look like this!”

“OKAY! I’LL KEEP GOING! I always wanted to be a red-head with perfect vision and big boobs!”

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